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HUMOUR
For
our 10th anniversary my wife and I vacationed in Hawaii, where we
went snorkeling. After an hour in the water everyone got back on
the boat, except for one beautiful young woman and me. As I continued
my underwater exploring, I noticed that everywhere I swam, she swam.
I snorkeled for another 20 minutes. So did she. I climbed back in
the boat. So did she. I felt very flattered and, as I took off my
fins, asked her coyly why she had stayed in the water for so long.
"I'm the lifeguard," she replied matter-of-factly.
"I couldn't get out until you did."
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